Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Fatah Security Official Resigns After Receiving 40 Bullets in the Head

Jamal Abu Jediyan, a top Fatah commander was forced to resign yesterday after Hamas members expressed their dissatisfaction with him by hunting him down and riddling his body with bullets.
Spokesman for the former official said that Jamal handed in his resignation shortly thereafter: "Jamal realized that it was time for him to leave his post and continue on to better things," said the spokesman, "Jamal worked very hard and always did his best to serve the Palestinian people but sometimes your best is just not good enough."

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