Sunday, March 2, 2008

Israel Hits Murderous Office in Gaza

ISL – Gaza

In another great military victory for the Israeli Defense Forces, an entire office, belonging to PA Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh from the Hamas, was obliterated. Fortunately, the office was empty so no innocent terrorists were hurt in the daring, pre-dawn raid.
Minister of Defense Ehud Barak praised the Israeli Air Force which managed a direct hit at the terrorist office without damaging any other nearby innocent offices, "In accordance with international law Israel takes great care in preserving the lives of innocent buildings," Barak said, "Even though in this case, as in many others, the vile terrorists hide their offices among many other, civilian offices".

PM Haniyeh himself said that he was glad that the Israel destroyed his office, "I hated it – the color scheme was terrible and the view of Gaza city was even worse."
The Palestinian PM also said that he already has prepared the plans for a new office which will be done in the Bauhaus style – I am a great fan of Ludwig Mies van der Rohe," said the PM, "And I'm really excited about the new décor."

Israeli PM Ehud Olmert praised the decisive action and especially pointed out the diligence of the forces in sparing the lives of Haniyeh and his henchmen, "Sooner or later we will have to talk with Haniyeh or someone like him so there is no point in killing him, in fact, it will only make matters worse," said Olmert,

"'Better the genocidal maniac you know' is our policy," said the PM.

The PM's office is already preparing the Next Great 10-Year Peace Plan which will deeply involve the radical Hamas, "Nobody likes to be left out, especially dedicated anti-Semitic murderers and criminals like the Hamas so, in this respect, it is obvious that we have to bear some of the responsibility for the situation in Gaza," Olmert said.
Olmert added that he hopes that the ritual hostilities will be over as quickly as possible so that the Peace talks between the parties can resume, "I need at least one Peace Conference a week or else I'm just not myself," Olmert admitted.

OK, really, can someone tell me why destroying an office is news? Did the office kill anybody? Did it organize attacks? Was it a genocidal office? Have we sunk so low we are now attacking holes and offices?
In my humble opinion, we are the victims of a state of mind and until we change this state of mind, nothing will really change.

For instance:
Leftists maybe voting for Bibi is nice but I think an apology is also warranted – after all, the Meretz Peace has killed so many people and ruined the lives of literally millions, Jews and Arabs, that the least people like Yael should do is admit their mistake, apologize and do everything they can to correct it – starting from punishing, even ostracizing, their own guilty, lying leaders – in the media, politics and the Supreme Court.
Sorry, end of rant.

The original report which made the front page of both INN and Jpost - Haniyeh's Office Hit by IAF

Smelling salts anyone? Meretz voters for Bibi from Yael the Olehgirl.

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Batya said...

The GPO writes the best satire, and they actually believe what they're saying.

satiricohen said...

What's GPO? Please enlighten me, Batya.