Thursday, September 8, 2011

Crisis Looms in Middle East as Erdogan Refuses to Pick Up Room

ISL - Istanbul, September 12, 2011 - In another grave international incident, Prime Minister of Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, refused yesterday evening to pick up his room. This follows several previous "accidents" in which Erdogan peed in his bed, although the plastic sheets had been removed days ago and he had promised to get up whenever he felt  like doing number 1. Erdogan's nannies, US President Barak Obama and Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu expressed their dismay and utter disappointment with the Turkish prime minister. Netanyahu said: "I thought we were already over this stage and headed towards a more mature level of behavior. I love the Turkish people but I am very disappointed with Erdogan."
In a phone consultation conducted last night, Obama and Bibbi decided to send Erdogan to sleep early without reading him  his usual bed time story. "Bed times stories are for good prime ministers, not for bad boys," Obama explained.

This is what happens when you give guns, missiles, and fighter planes to five year old children dressed in Armani suits.
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